12:09 pm - Fri, Jan 25, 2013
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I wonder what Charles is doing right now.

I wonder what Charles is doing right now.

7:20 pm - Thu, Jan 24, 2013
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OKAY, BOB? YOU WERE RIGHT. THE LASER COULD USE SOME CALIBRATION.
BOB?
BOB?
… SHIT.

OKAY, BOB? YOU WERE RIGHT. THE LASER COULD USE SOME CALIBRATION.

BOB?

BOB?

… SHIT.

4:40 pm
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WERE THERE REALLY SO MANY AWESOME FEMALE MUSICIANS IN THE ‘90S THAT THEY HAD TO MAKE A FESTIVAL JUST FOR THEM?
OH, ABSOLUTELY, AND THAT WAS JUST FOR THE SORT OF EASILY PALATABLE MAINSTREAM “CHICK ROCK” WITH THE WIDEST APPEAL. YOU STILL HAD PJ HARVEY AND BJÖRK AND PORTISHEAD RUNNING AROUND, NOT TO MENTION GARBAGE AND ELASTICA AND THAT WHOLE  SCENE, PLUS THERE WAS A HUGE RIOT GRRRRL THING HAPPENING IN THE UNDERGROUND. THEN YOU HAD YOUR CAT POWER AND SLEATER-KINNEY AND WHATNOT FOR THE SUB POP SET. THAT’S STILL NOT REALLY SCRATCHING THE SURFACE OF IT ALL. THERE WERE TRIP HOP VOCALISTS, TORI AMOS AND HER PIANOS, ALANIS MORISSETTE’S NEVERENDING SUPPLY OF HAIR, COURTNEY LOVE’S ONE-WOMAN WRECKING BALL ACT, GWEN STEFANI’S ABS … A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK EDDIE VEDDER WAS A GUY, BUT THAT ‘S NOT TRUE. SHE JUST HAD A FAIRLY DEEP VOICE. AND THESE WERE ACTUAL MUSICIANS, NOT JUST POP STARLETS. ACROSS ALL DIFFERENT GENRES. IT WAS CRAZY. BASICALLY, IT WAS LIKE THAT TIDAL WAVE AT THE END OF THE ABYSS, ONLY MADE OF ESTROGEN.
THAT SOUNDS AMAZING.
IT WAS, HONEY. IT REALLY WAS.

WERE THERE REALLY SO MANY AWESOME FEMALE MUSICIANS IN THE ‘90S THAT THEY HAD TO MAKE A FESTIVAL JUST FOR THEM?

OH, ABSOLUTELY, AND THAT WAS JUST FOR THE SORT OF EASILY PALATABLE MAINSTREAM “CHICK ROCK” WITH THE WIDEST APPEAL. YOU STILL HAD PJ HARVEY AND BJÖRK AND PORTISHEAD RUNNING AROUND, NOT TO MENTION GARBAGE AND ELASTICA AND THAT WHOLE  SCENE, PLUS THERE WAS A HUGE RIOT GRRRRL THING HAPPENING IN THE UNDERGROUND. THEN YOU HAD YOUR CAT POWER AND SLEATER-KINNEY AND WHATNOT FOR THE SUB POP SET. THAT’S STILL NOT REALLY SCRATCHING THE SURFACE OF IT ALL. THERE WERE TRIP HOP VOCALISTS, TORI AMOS AND HER PIANOS, ALANIS MORISSETTE’S NEVERENDING SUPPLY OF HAIR, COURTNEY LOVE’S ONE-WOMAN WRECKING BALL ACT, GWEN STEFANI’S ABS … A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK EDDIE VEDDER WAS A GUY, BUT THAT ‘S NOT TRUE. SHE JUST HAD A FAIRLY DEEP VOICE. AND THESE WERE ACTUAL MUSICIANS, NOT JUST POP STARLETS. ACROSS ALL DIFFERENT GENRES. IT WAS CRAZY. BASICALLY, IT WAS LIKE THAT TIDAL WAVE AT THE END OF THE ABYSS, ONLY MADE OF ESTROGEN.

THAT SOUNDS AMAZING.

IT WAS, HONEY. IT REALLY WAS.

7:20 pm - Wed, Jan 23, 2013
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HEY!
HEY, YOU THERE!
FOR CRYIN’ OUT LOUD, IT’S LIKE TWO IN THE AFTERNOON! I’M PRACTICALLY STARVING! 
WHO DO I GOTTA FUCK TO GET SOME MEOW MIX AROUND HERE?
I’VE BEEN ASKING FOR IT BY NAME FOR LIKE 45 MINUTES!

HEY!

HEY, YOU THERE!

FOR CRYIN’ OUT LOUD, IT’S LIKE TWO IN THE AFTERNOON! I’M PRACTICALLY STARVING! 

WHO DO I GOTTA FUCK TO GET SOME MEOW MIX AROUND HERE?

I’VE BEEN ASKING FOR IT BY NAME FOR LIKE 45 MINUTES!

4:40 pm
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I TRIED LOOKING FOR A JOB.
I TRIED JOINING THE PROTESTS AGAINST INCOME INEQUALITY AND A GOVERNMENT THAT CONSISTENTLY PUTS THE MONETARY INTERESTS OF THE RICH BEFORE THE BASIC WELFARE OF THE CITIZENRY.
I EVEN TRIED DOING A LITTLE HUSTLING DOWN BY THE DOCKS WHEN THINGS GOT REALLY DIRE.
AT THIS POINT I’M FED UP, DESPERATE, AND I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT TO LOSE. NOW HAND ME THAT SHOTGUN AND STEP ASIDE. I’M GETTING THE CABLE TURNED BACK ON BY THIS WEEKEND IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO.

I TRIED LOOKING FOR A JOB.

I TRIED JOINING THE PROTESTS AGAINST INCOME INEQUALITY AND A GOVERNMENT THAT CONSISTENTLY PUTS THE MONETARY INTERESTS OF THE RICH BEFORE THE BASIC WELFARE OF THE CITIZENRY.

I EVEN TRIED DOING A LITTLE HUSTLING DOWN BY THE DOCKS WHEN THINGS GOT REALLY DIRE.

AT THIS POINT I’M FED UP, DESPERATE, AND I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT TO LOSE. NOW HAND ME THAT SHOTGUN AND STEP ASIDE. I’M GETTING THE CABLE TURNED BACK ON BY THIS WEEKEND IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO.

7:20 pm - Tue, Jan 22, 2013
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LITTLE SANDALWOOD, HINTS OF AMBERGRIS. I’M TELLING YOU, THE BABES IN THE LOWLANDS BETTER BUCKLE UP, BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT GOING TO KNOW WHAT HIT THEM. IT’S PUNGENT, YOU KNOW? BUT IT’S ALSO SENSUAL. COMPLEX, BUT EARTHY. MASCULINE, BUT NOT OVERLY AGGRESSIVE …

EVER SINCE YOU BOUGHT HIM THAT FUCKING COLOGNE HE’S BEEN A NIGHTMARE.

LITTLE SANDALWOOD, HINTS OF AMBERGRIS. I’M TELLING YOU, THE BABES IN THE LOWLANDS BETTER BUCKLE UP, BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT GOING TO KNOW WHAT HIT THEM. IT’S PUNGENT, YOU KNOW? BUT IT’S ALSO SENSUAL. COMPLEX, BUT EARTHY. MASCULINE, BUT NOT OVERLY AGGRESSIVE …

EVER SINCE YOU BOUGHT HIM THAT FUCKING COLOGNE HE’S BEEN A NIGHTMARE.

4:40 pm
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OH, THIS IS MY FAULT NOW? NOW I’M THE BAD GUY?
MAYBE IF YOU’D LET ME BE AROUND A LITTLE MORE, LAURIE, LET ME BE A PART OF THEIR LIVES, THEY’D KNOW TO LISTEN TO THEIR DAD. “DON’T PLAY AROUND THE HYDROTHERMAL VENT,” I TELL THEM, BUT DO THEY LISTEN? NO! THEY’RE HEADSTRONG, JUST LIKE THEIR MOTHER! 
SO I’M SORRY ABOUT THE KIDS IS WHAT I’M SAYING. EASY COME, EASY GO, I GUESS. LOOK, IF YOU WANT TO TRY TO HAVE A COUPLE MORE WE COULD MAYBE GO TO APPLEBEE’S OR SOMETHING? HAVE A DRINK-
WHAT? WHAT’S THAT LOOK FOR? I’M TRYING TO APOLOGIZE HERE!

OH, THIS IS MY FAULT NOW? NOW I’M THE BAD GUY?

MAYBE IF YOU’D LET ME BE AROUND A LITTLE MORE, LAURIE, LET ME BE A PART OF THEIR LIVES, THEY’D KNOW TO LISTEN TO THEIR DAD. “DON’T PLAY AROUND THE HYDROTHERMAL VENT,” I TELL THEM, BUT DO THEY LISTEN? NO! THEY’RE HEADSTRONG, JUST LIKE THEIR MOTHER! 

SO I’M SORRY ABOUT THE KIDS IS WHAT I’M SAYING. EASY COME, EASY GO, I GUESS. LOOK, IF YOU WANT TO TRY TO HAVE A COUPLE MORE WE COULD MAYBE GO TO APPLEBEE’S OR SOMETHING? HAVE A DRINK-

WHAT? WHAT’S THAT LOOK FOR? I’M TRYING TO APOLOGIZE HERE!

7:20 pm - Mon, Jan 21, 2013
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THERE YOU ARE. I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR OVER AN HOUR. HAVE YOU SEEN MY XANAX? I’M ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT.
NO. I HAD A HEADACHE, SO I TOOK THE LAST OF YOUR ASPIRIN. THEN I FELT REALLY GOOD FOR A WHILE. THEN I PASSED OUT FOR LIKE … FIVE HOURS. I WOKE UP AND ATE ABOUT FOUR MICROWAVE MEALS. NOW I’M JUST WAITING FOR THE SUNSET BECAUSE IT’S A CONSTANT SOURCE OF UNDERAPPRECIATED BEAUTY IN THIS CHAOTIC AND SEEMINGLY CRUEL WORLD. DON’T YOU AGREE?
OBVIOUSLY THOSE WERE MY XANAX, DAVID, AND I HATE YOU.
THAT’S UNFORTUNATE. I DON’T HATE ANYONE BECAUSE WE’RE ALL PART OF THE SAME FLOW OF COSMIC ENERGY, SHARING ONE CONSCIOUSNESS, INCHING EVER FORWARD TOWARD THE DIVINE LIGHT OF UNDERSTANDING AND TRANSCENDENCE.
YOU’RE A DICK, DAVE.
WE’RE ALL ONE DICK, ANDREW. THAT’S WHAT I’M TRYING TO TELL YOU.

THERE YOU ARE. I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR OVER AN HOUR. HAVE YOU SEEN MY XANAX? I’M ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT.

NO. I HAD A HEADACHE, SO I TOOK THE LAST OF YOUR ASPIRIN. THEN I FELT REALLY GOOD FOR A WHILE. THEN I PASSED OUT FOR LIKE … FIVE HOURS. I WOKE UP AND ATE ABOUT FOUR MICROWAVE MEALS. NOW I’M JUST WAITING FOR THE SUNSET BECAUSE IT’S A CONSTANT SOURCE OF UNDERAPPRECIATED BEAUTY IN THIS CHAOTIC AND SEEMINGLY CRUEL WORLD. DON’T YOU AGREE?

OBVIOUSLY THOSE WERE MY XANAX, DAVID, AND I HATE YOU.

THAT’S UNFORTUNATE. I DON’T HATE ANYONE BECAUSE WE’RE ALL PART OF THE SAME FLOW OF COSMIC ENERGY, SHARING ONE CONSCIOUSNESS, INCHING EVER FORWARD TOWARD THE DIVINE LIGHT OF UNDERSTANDING AND TRANSCENDENCE.

YOU’RE A DICK, DAVE.

WE’RE ALL ONE DICK, ANDREW. THAT’S WHAT I’M TRYING TO TELL YOU.

4:40 pm
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TEN MINUTES AGO I WAS READY TO GO AND NAIL THIS JOB INTERVIEW, BUT THE SILENT PRESSURE EXERTED UPON THE POPULATION BY THE MEDIA HAS TURNED A SIMPLE FEATHER CHECK INTO A ROLLERCOASTER OF NEUROSES AND DESPAIR. 
MY EYES ARE GROSS, MY BEAK IS TOO STRAIGHT,  AND I’VE GOT THE COLORING OF SOMEONE TWICE MY AGE.
WHY WOULD ANYONE HIRE SUCH A HIDEOUS FREAK?
DAMN IT ALL TO HELL.

TEN MINUTES AGO I WAS READY TO GO AND NAIL THIS JOB INTERVIEW, BUT THE SILENT PRESSURE EXERTED UPON THE POPULATION BY THE MEDIA HAS TURNED A SIMPLE FEATHER CHECK INTO A ROLLERCOASTER OF NEUROSES AND DESPAIR. 

MY EYES ARE GROSS, MY BEAK IS TOO STRAIGHT,  AND I’VE GOT THE COLORING OF SOMEONE TWICE MY AGE.

WHY WOULD ANYONE HIRE SUCH A HIDEOUS FREAK?

DAMN IT ALL TO HELL.

7:20 pm - Fri, Jan 18, 2013
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SO YOU THINK HE’S CHEATING ON YOU?
NO, IT’S NOT THAT. I THINK HE’S UNSATISFIED IN THE RELATIONSHIP SO HE’S PUTTING HIMSELF IN SITUATIONS WHERE THAT SORT OF THING COULD HAPPEN. JUST KIND OF TESTING THE WATERS, YOU KNOW? I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF IT’S A CONSCIOUS MANEUVER. HE MIGHT HAVE CONVINCED HIMSELF IT’S ALL HARMLESS, FRIENDLY SOCIAL INTERACTION. IT’S NOT CHEATING BECAUSE HE DOESN’T INTEND TO CHEAT, BUT THAT’S STILL WHERE IT’S ALL HEADED, YOU UNDERSTAND?
I GUESS SO, YEAH.
IF I TRY TO CONFRONT HIM ABOUT IT HE’LL USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE TO MAYBE CROSS THE LINE, RIGHT? OR TO END THE RELATIONSHIP. HE’LL SAY I’M BEING JEALOUS, OR CONTROLLING, BUT I’VE TRIED TO BE MORE LOVING AND ATTENTIVE AND IT DOESN’T WORK. HE’S DISENGAGED, EMOTIONALLY, AND IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THINGS GO SOUTH. MY WINGS ARE TIED ON THIS ONE. I DON’T HAVE ANY VIABLE OPTIONS, BUT I DON’T WANT TO LOSE HIM, SO …
SO YOU WANT ME TO EAT THE GIRLS HE WORKS WITH.
YES. IF I DO ANYTHING IT WILL JUST TURN INTO ANOTHER FIGHT, WHICH I’M TRYING TO AVOID. IF THEY DON’T SHOW UP ON MONDAY … WELL, SHIT HAPPENS, RIGHT? AND MAYBE IT BUYS ME ENOUGH TIME TO REMIND HIM WE’RE IN LOVE.
YOU’RE GOING TO OWE ME BIG TIME. YOU KNOW THAT.
I KNOW, ABSOLUTELY. THANK YOU, CHRISTINE. I MEAN IT. YOU’RE A GOOD FRIEND.

SO YOU THINK HE’S CHEATING ON YOU?

NO, IT’S NOT THAT. I THINK HE’S UNSATISFIED IN THE RELATIONSHIP SO HE’S PUTTING HIMSELF IN SITUATIONS WHERE THAT SORT OF THING COULD HAPPEN. JUST KIND OF TESTING THE WATERS, YOU KNOW? I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF IT’S A CONSCIOUS MANEUVER. HE MIGHT HAVE CONVINCED HIMSELF IT’S ALL HARMLESS, FRIENDLY SOCIAL INTERACTION. IT’S NOT CHEATING BECAUSE HE DOESN’T INTEND TO CHEAT, BUT THAT’S STILL WHERE IT’S ALL HEADED, YOU UNDERSTAND?

I GUESS SO, YEAH.

IF I TRY TO CONFRONT HIM ABOUT IT HE’LL USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE TO MAYBE CROSS THE LINE, RIGHT? OR TO END THE RELATIONSHIP. HE’LL SAY I’M BEING JEALOUS, OR CONTROLLING, BUT I’VE TRIED TO BE MORE LOVING AND ATTENTIVE AND IT DOESN’T WORK. HE’S DISENGAGED, EMOTIONALLY, AND IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THINGS GO SOUTH. MY WINGS ARE TIED ON THIS ONE. I DON’T HAVE ANY VIABLE OPTIONS, BUT I DON’T WANT TO LOSE HIM, SO …

SO YOU WANT ME TO EAT THE GIRLS HE WORKS WITH.

YES. IF I DO ANYTHING IT WILL JUST TURN INTO ANOTHER FIGHT, WHICH I’M TRYING TO AVOID. IF THEY DON’T SHOW UP ON MONDAY … WELL, SHIT HAPPENS, RIGHT? AND MAYBE IT BUYS ME ENOUGH TIME TO REMIND HIM WE’RE IN LOVE.

YOU’RE GOING TO OWE ME BIG TIME. YOU KNOW THAT.

I KNOW, ABSOLUTELY. THANK YOU, CHRISTINE. I MEAN IT. YOU’RE A GOOD FRIEND.

4:40 pm
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WHO CHANGED THE WIFI PASSWORD? SERIOUSLY, I CURATE LIKE SIX FASHION BLOGS! I’M TRYING TO BUILD A BRAND IDENTITY HERE AND YOU’RE PUTTING MY REPUTATION AT RISK! WHAT IS IT? TELL ME THE PASSWORD! STOP GIGGLING AND ANSWER ME! THIS ISN’T A JOKE!

WHO CHANGED THE WIFI PASSWORD? SERIOUSLY, I CURATE LIKE SIX FASHION BLOGS! I’M TRYING TO BUILD A BRAND IDENTITY HERE AND YOU’RE PUTTING MY REPUTATION AT RISK! WHAT IS IT? TELL ME THE PASSWORD! STOP GIGGLING AND ANSWER ME! THIS ISN’T A JOKE!

6:55 pm - Thu, Jan 17, 2013
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I REALLY NEED TO CALL ANGELA AND TELL HER WHAT A GREAT TIME I HAD ON WEDNESDAY, BUT I DROPPED MY STUPID PHONE IN A STUPID PUDDLE LIKE AN IDIOT.
THAT WAS SUCH A GREAT DATE. SHE’S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT. IF I DON’T STOP DAYDREAMING ABOUT HER I’M GOING TO LOSE MY JOB OR WANDER INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC OR SOMETHING.
FUCKING PUDDLES. SHE PROBABLY THINKS I’M BLOWING HER OFF.

I REALLY NEED TO CALL ANGELA AND TELL HER WHAT A GREAT TIME I HAD ON WEDNESDAY, BUT I DROPPED MY STUPID PHONE IN A STUPID PUDDLE LIKE AN IDIOT.

THAT WAS SUCH A GREAT DATE. SHE’S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT. IF I DON’T STOP DAYDREAMING ABOUT HER I’M GOING TO LOSE MY JOB OR WANDER INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC OR SOMETHING.

FUCKING PUDDLES. SHE PROBABLY THINKS I’M BLOWING HER OFF.

4:55 pm
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EITHER HE’S PLAYING SOME SORT OF WAITING GAME AND TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS, IN WHICH CASE HE’S AN IMMATURE FOOL AND THIS WILL END BADLY, OR HE’S JUST NOT INTERESTED IN ME AND HAS SOMEONE ELSE IN MIND, IN WHICH CASE HE’S A FOOL WITH VERY POOR TASTE AND THIS WILL END BADLY. EITHER WAY I NEED TO STOP WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL.
WOW. THERE IS LITERALLY ALMOST NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY ROMANTIC LIFE AND MY JOB SEARCH. THAT IS REMARKABLY DEPRESSING.

EITHER HE’S PLAYING SOME SORT OF WAITING GAME AND TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS, IN WHICH CASE HE’S AN IMMATURE FOOL AND THIS WILL END BADLY, OR HE’S JUST NOT INTERESTED IN ME AND HAS SOMEONE ELSE IN MIND, IN WHICH CASE HE’S A FOOL WITH VERY POOR TASTE AND THIS WILL END BADLY. EITHER WAY I NEED TO STOP WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL.

WOW. THERE IS LITERALLY ALMOST NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY ROMANTIC LIFE AND MY JOB SEARCH. THAT IS REMARKABLY DEPRESSING.

7:20 pm - Wed, Jan 16, 2013
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
SLOW IT ON DOWN, KILLER.
SPEED LIMIT’S 35!
YOU’VE GOT A REAL LEAD FOOT.
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING IN SUCH A HURRY?
YOU’RE GOING TO BED, BATH & BEYOND AGAIN, AREN’T YOU?
DID WE GET A PHONE CALL? HUH?
JUST A LITTLE INVITE FROM OUR FRIEND?
"HEY BETH. HEY JAKE. YOU WANT TO COME GET SOME NEW LINENS AND SCENTED CANDLES AND STUFF?"
"HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO TODAY? YOU WANT TO GO LOOK AT TEA INFUSERS AND BATHMATS WITH ME?"
I DON’T REMEMBER GETTING ANY PHONE CALLS!
THE PHONE DIDN’T RING ONCE TODAY. NOT ONCE.
BECAUSE YOU’RE SELFISH.
JUST INCREDIBLY SELF-CENTERED.
IT HURTS.
IT HURTS US IN OUR HEARTS.
…
…
SO CAN WE GO OR NOT?
PLEASE? I REALLY WANT A NEW SOAP DISPENSER.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

SLOW IT ON DOWN, KILLER.

SPEED LIMIT’S 35!

YOU’VE GOT A REAL LEAD FOOT.

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING IN SUCH A HURRY?

YOU’RE GOING TO BED, BATH & BEYOND AGAIN, AREN’T YOU?

DID WE GET A PHONE CALL? HUH?

JUST A LITTLE INVITE FROM OUR FRIEND?

"HEY BETH. HEY JAKE. YOU WANT TO COME GET SOME NEW LINENS AND SCENTED CANDLES AND STUFF?"

"HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO TODAY? YOU WANT TO GO LOOK AT TEA INFUSERS AND BATHMATS WITH ME?"

I DON’T REMEMBER GETTING ANY PHONE CALLS!

THE PHONE DIDN’T RING ONCE TODAY. NOT ONCE.

BECAUSE YOU’RE SELFISH.

JUST INCREDIBLY SELF-CENTERED.

IT HURTS.

IT HURTS US IN OUR HEARTS.

SO CAN WE GO OR NOT?

PLEASE? I REALLY WANT A NEW SOAP DISPENSER.

4:40 pm
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WOULD IT KILL YOU TO BRING ME A GLASS OF WATER? COULD YOU MANAGE THAT?
IS THERE A SECRET PASSWORD OR SOMETHING? ARE WE IN A DROUGHT? 
LOOK, PEOPLE, DEHYDRATION IS NO JOKE. ESPECIALLY WITH MY ALCOHOL PROBLEM.
IS ANYONE EVEN LISTENING TO ME?
ANYONE?

WOULD IT KILL YOU TO BRING ME A GLASS OF WATER? COULD YOU MANAGE THAT?

IS THERE A SECRET PASSWORD OR SOMETHING? ARE WE IN A DROUGHT? 

LOOK, PEOPLE, DEHYDRATION IS NO JOKE. ESPECIALLY WITH MY ALCOHOL PROBLEM.

IS ANYONE EVEN LISTENING TO ME?

ANYONE?

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