ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

THIS IS RIDICULOUS. IF WE WERE ON A BRITISH TV SHOW THE FACT THAT WE’RE “INTERRACIALLY DATING” WOULDN’T EVEN BE A PLOT POINT BECAUSE IT’S NOT IMPORTANT. PEOPLE DATE OTHER PEOPLE. BUT HERE IN THE STATES WE CAN’T GO HALF AN EPISODE WITHOUT MENTIONING THAT LINDA’S MY “BLACK GIRLFRIEND.” THE PRESIDENT IS BLACK, ISN’T HE? MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK HIM TO OPEN A NATIONAL DISCOURSE ON RACE SO WE DON’T LOOK SO UNBELIEVABLY IGNORANT.

I’D LOVE TO BE ON MISFITS.

GOD, ME TOO. THAT SHOW IS GREAT.