BECAUSE I’M 18, DAD! THAT’S WHY! I CAN GET TATTOOS AND SMOKE MARLBORO REDS AND VOTE FOR OBAMA! YOU THINK I’M A LITTLE GIRL STILL! WELL I’VE HAD SEX, DAD! WITH A BOY! MORE THAN ONCE!
I’M IMMEDIATELY REGRETTING TELLING YOU THAT AND I STILL WANT TO BORROW YOUR CAR!