SPRING BREAK FOREVER, BITCHES! CARLY, GET OVER HERE. WE’RE DOING BODY SHOTS. THEN I AM GOING TO DANCE UNTIL MY TASSELS COME OFF.
IT’S 9AM AND I CAN’T FEEL MY LEGS.
THAT JUST MEANS THE TEQUILA’S WORKING, GIRL! WOOOOOOOOOO! LET’S DO THIS. I WANT TO BE NAKED ON A BOAT BY NOON.