WELCOME. I AM MADAME FUZZYBELLY. YOU HAVE COME TO HEAR YOUR FORTUNE, YES?
PLEASE, BE SEATED. PLACE YOUR MONEY ON THE TABLE. LET ME LOOK INTO YOUR FUTURE.
YES. I SEE … YOU … DOWNLOADING … LIL WAYNE MIXTAPES. THERE IS DISAPPOINTMENT. ANGER. YOU WILL EAT … MUCH … RAMEN. IN YOUR BOXER SHORTS.
A WOMAN? NO. I SEE NOTHING THAT RESEMBLES A WOMAN. I’M GETTING A VERY STRONG IMPRESSION OF YOU CRYING WHILE DOING LAUNDRY.
So much crying. So much laundry.
HOLY SHIT THAT IS SO FUCKING CUTE
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