ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

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Posted 1 year ago

I BET JON HAMM FEELS LIKE CINDERBLOCKS WRAPPED IN VELVET.

I BET HIS STUBBLE IS LIKE STEEL WOOL.

I BET HE WOULD WOULD KISS MY CHIN WHEN THAT STUBBLE MADE IT ALL RED AND SORE, THEN TENDERLY MAKE LOVE TO ME ON A SOFT DOWN COMFORTER.

I BET HE HAS PSYCHIC POWERS AND THE STRENGTH OF A HEALTHY OX.

CAN YOU HEAR ME, JON? CAN YOU HEAR ME LOVING YOU?

… TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE. TAKE ME ANYWHERE.

JUST TAKE ME. I AM YOUR SPECIAL LOVE DOLL.
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