It’s okay, Lisa. Brett was a total jerk.
HE TOLD ME I WAS FAT.
He wasn’t ready for that jelly.
MAYBE HE’S RIGHT. MAYBE I HAVE TOO MUCH JELLY.
Have you ever heard of such a thing? Jelly is what makes the world go ‘round.
NO. YOU’RE RIGHT. MY BODY WAS TOO BOOTYLICIOUS FOR HIM.
That’s my girl.