ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

it's just what it sounds like

Posted 7 months ago

I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU HATE EVERYTHING THAT I HATE.

I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU SIT IN COFFEESHOPS AND TALK SHIT ON EVERYONE IN A SIX MILE RADIUS FOR HOURS ON END WITHOUT GETTING BORED.

I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU JUDGE ANYONE YOU MEET ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ON THEIR RECORD COLLECTION.

I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN ETSY STORE OF GREETING CARDS THAT JUST SAY ‘I HATE YOUR OUTFIT’ ON THE INSIDE.

I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT ETSY IS.

LET’S GO TO A CONCERT AND STAND THERE WITH OUR ARMS FOLDED THE ENTIRE TIME.

LET’S JUST LISTEN TO RECORDS AND DRINK CHEAP BEER ON YOUR FUTON, THEN EAT HOT POCKETS.

THAT MADE ME SO HORNY.

I KNOW.
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