ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

it's just what it sounds like

Posted 7 months ago

I’M SORRY. I’M NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE. I GET THE GIGGLES LIKE THIS WHENEVER I’M IN WICKER PARK. WHY ARE YOU DRINKING A PBR TALLBOY?

FIRST OF ALL YOU HAVE ABOUT $2500 WORTH OF TATTOOS. SECONDLY, THOSE BOOTS COST $400. YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT? BECAUSE IT’S ALMOST 2012 AND WE ALL HAVE THE INTERNET NOW. YOU INCLUDED. IT’S RIGHT THERE ON THE IPHONE 5 YOU’RE ABOUT TO TAKE INSTAGRAM PHOTOS OF YOUR BIKE WITH.

ALSO, WITH ALL YOUR ‘SICK’ UPGRADES THAT’S A $2300 BICYCLE. I BOUGHT MY CAR FOR $1500.

JUST IRON YOUR SHIRT AND ORDER A CHIMAY. YOU’RE NOT POOR.
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  the best part is,...think the guy who does these is from Chicago!
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  accurate description of wicker park.
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  you speak the truth, little gecko.
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  Sometimes I am that lizard.
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