ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

YOU REMEMBER THE HEART TRUTH FASHION SHOW I INVITED YOU TO LAST MONTH? WELL, ASIDE FROM RAISING AWARENESS ABOUT HEART DISEASE FOR WOMEN IT’S ALSO A CHANCE FOR DESIGNERS TO PRODUCE ONE-OF-A-KIND PIECES, MANY OF WHICH ARE THEN AUCTIONED FOR CHARITY. SO MAYBE IF YOU HADN’T BEEN SO DEAD SET ON SEEING RITA LIEFHEBBER’S FALL/WINTER COLLECTION YOU COULD HAVE OUTBID ME FOR THIS DRESS.

BUT YOU DIDN’T, AND NOW ONE OF US IS GOING TO THE FUNDRAISER IN OSCAR DE LA RENTA AND ONE OF US IS GOING IN … WHATEVER YOU’RE WEARING.