ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

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Posted 1 year ago

NICK, IT’S A VINAIGRETTE. I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO TRY OUT FOR TOP CHEF HERE, BUT IF YOU CAN’T MAKE A SALAD DRESSING YOU MIGHT AS WELL BAN YOURSELF FROM THE KITCHEN.

JUST GRAB THE ZESTER AND THE SEA SALT AND I’LL WALK YOU THROUGH IT.

… TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER, NICK.

GET OUT OF THIS KITCHEN AND NEVER COME BACK.
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  Holy fuck, the fruit is bigger than its head. o.O
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  I watch way too much Food Network to not find this hilarious.
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  This is me every time I’m forced to share a kitchen with a friend who has no idea what they’re doing.
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  such a cute doggie (:
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