ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

it's just what it sounds like

Posted 3 months ago

JUST SO YOU BOTH KNOW, THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS.

NO GOD.

NO HOPE.

THERE’S ONLY WORK AND TAXES AND INFIDELITY AND SHITTY DIVORCE AND MAYBE, IF YOU’RE LUCKY, DEATH.

PLEASE GO AWAY NOW, AND THANKS FOR CHOOSING HONEST DON’S POLAR EMPORIUM FOR ALL YOUR FUN TIME NEEDS. I’M HONEST DON, AND IF YOU SEE MY DECIDEDLY DISHONEST EX-WIFE LURKING AROUND THE PARKING LOT IT WOULD BE REALLY GREAT IF YOU SHOT HER IN THE HEART.

WITH A GUN.

HAVE A GOOD VACATION.
- 3502
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