ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

DRIVE @ EARTH? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? AM I SUPPOSED TO DRIVE MY MITSUBISHI INTO A MOUNTAIN? HURTLE THROUGH SPACE IN MY MITSUBISHI ROCKETSHIP UNTIL I BREACH THE ATMOSPHERE AND PULL A DEEP IMPACT? WHO ARE THE AD WIZARDS THAT CAME UP WITH THIS ONE?

I’M ALL FOR 0% APR FINANCING BUT SOMEONE IN THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT SHOULD BE FIRED FOR THIS CAMPAIGN.

I SINCERELY DOUBT I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT THIS HAT IF PHILLIP TREACY HAD USED ‘HAT @ HEAD’ IN HIS PRESS STATEMENTS, IS ALL I’M SAYING.