ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

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Posted 1 year ago

I WONDER WHY RYAN GOSLING HASN’T RESPONDED TO MY LOVE LETTER YET. IT’S PRETTY OBVIOUS WE’D BE AN AMAZING COUPLE.

I PROOFREAD IT TWICE FOR SPELLING ERRORS. I DEFINITELY PUT MY RETURN ADDRESS IN THE LETTER ITSELF AND ON THE ENVELOPE. I PUT DOUBLE THE NECESSARY POSTAGE …

I HOPE HE WASN’T ALLERGIC TO THE PERFUME I PUT ON IT. I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO GOOGLE HIS ALLERGIES. THEN AGAIN MAYBE HE’S JUST BUSY ARRANGING ALL THE ROSE PETALS I PUT IN THERE IN A LOVELY SCRAPBOOK TO SHOW OUR KIDS SOMEDAY. OR JUST WORKING ON HIS FITNESS. HE’S PROBABLY AT THE GYM RIGHT NOW, SCULPTING THE SUPPLE GROOVES AND HARD PEAKS OF HIS TINGLE-INDUCING PHYSIQUE.

I WONDER IF HE NEEDS SOMEONE TO TOWEL HIM OFF AFTER HE WORKS OUT. I COULD BE THAT PERSON. I WOULDN’T EVEN WANT MONEY FOR IT. I’D DO IT OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART.

WHY HASN’T HE WRITTEN ME BACK YET?
- 2017
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