SERIOUSLY? YOU’VE GOT TO BE JOKING.
NOT IF YOU WERE THE LAST MUSCLED UP, SPIKY HAIRED DIPSHIT ON EARTH. DON’T GET ME WRONG, I LOVE A SPRAY TAN AND A V-NECK ‘GRAPHIC TEE’ AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GIRL, WHICH IS NOT AT ALL, BUT I HAVE THESE WEIRD, OLD FASHIONED STANDARDS LIKE, ‘YOUR HEAD HAS TO BE BIGGER THAN YOUR NECK’ AND ‘MUST NOT STILL WRITE IN CRAYON’.
AND STOP FLEXING. I CAN SEE THAT YOU’RE FLEXING.
This deer has some serious standards. And is not to be messed with.
i am this deer. i always get these huge random freaks of nature (guidos/juice heads) that are like 30-40 who hit on me...
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