ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

it's just what it sounds like

Posted 5 months ago

DON’T ANSWER IT. IT’S JUST FEDEX AGAIN. I GOT HAMMERED ON RED BULL AND VODKA THE OTHER NIGHT AND ORDERED LIKE, $850 WORTH OF STUFF ON ETSY. I DO IT ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS OR SO. LOOK IN THE CLOSET. THERE ARE ENOUGH STEAMPUNK BROOCHES AND DOLLS STUFFED WITH FINGERNAIL CLIPPINGS TO GIVE ONE TO EVERY POOR CHILD IN HUNDRED MILE RADIUS FOR CHRISTMAS. HE’S PROBABLY DROPPING OFF A CASE OF BOOTLEG ALEXANDER MCQUEEN RINGS OR 20 PILLOWS WITH BIRDS SCREENPRINTED ON THEM.

I’M JUST GOING TO MOVE TO A NEW APARTMENT.
- 1827
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