ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

Just take my money! Please!

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, YOU HEAR ME? DON’T MAKE ME HURT YOU!

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IS THAT A CCTV CAMERA?

I think so, yeah.

JUST FLOATING THERE LIKE THAT?

Well, they probably ran out of buildings to put them on.

SO NOW THEY JUST HOVER AROUND ALL CREEPY?

Tax dollars got to go somewhere. It seems a bit excessive, I must say.

… SO HERE’S THE THING: I’M STILL MUGGING YOU, BUT NOW I’M DOING IT IN PROTEST OF WHAT I PERCEIVE AS A GROSS VIOLATION OF OUR PRIVACY AS CITIZENS.

Fair enough. Can I keep my wallet, though? It was a gift.

SURE. NO PROBLEM.