ATIAC will return on Saturday, December 31st because I’ve been sick for six days straight and all I want to do is sleep forever.
I quit smoking day before yesterday, so the veins in my neck may or may not be prominently featured in this video and I may or may not have said “fuck you” to a can of soup earlier.
(They are prominently featured, I definitely told a can of soup to go fuck itself and I am swearing like a madman for 64% of this video. I cried in the shower for no reason this morning. I would also like a cigarette.)
Pretty please, donate $1.00 so that I can get married. I know you probably thought “Everyone else will donate,” but you were wrong, and you ruined Christmas.
Sorry for cussing.