DARREN, COULD YOU PICK UP SOME COFFEE ON YOUR WAY HOME? WE’RE ALMOST OUT.
WHY DON’T YOU PICK UP SOME MORE METHODS OF KYRIARCHAL OPPRESSION WHILE YOU’RE OUT TOO, DAD! EXERT YOUR IMPERIALIST MOTTLED-FEATHER INFLUENCE UPON MARGINALIZED GROUPS AT THE SUPERMARKET! REINFORCE OPPRESSIVE AND SYSTEMICALLY ACCEPTED HIERARCHIES THROUGH CONSTANT DISMISSAL OF VALID AND UNDERREPRESENTED VOICES! USE YOUR REPULSIVE MALE GAZE TO FORCE US INTO VALUE-QUANTITATIVE BOXES OF REPRODUCTIVE VIABILITY WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY STRIPPING US OF OUR SAFETY AND EQUITY! YOU EVIL FUCKHEAD! YOU SCUMBAG! I SPIT ON YOUR PRIVILEGE! I DEFY YOU AND ALL YOU REPRESENT!
… HOW ABOUT YOU JUST START WITH COFFEE, DARREN. I’LL HAVE A LITTLE CHAT WITH ALICE ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME SHE SPENDS ON THE INTERNET, AND YOU JUST PICK UP SOME COFFEE. I THINK THAT’S BEST.
LMFAOOOOOOO
Love this always.
Clearly Alice spends her time on Tumblr.
Peeing my pants and laughing like a socially awkward howler monkey. At work. Very dignified.
giggles. YES.
JESUS CHRIST, DARRON!
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