ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

THANKS, MIKE. SEE YOU TOMORROW.

NEXT! SINGLE FILE LINE, PLEASE! LOWEST PRICES IN TOWN, FOLKS. BARGAIN BASEMENT DEALS ON ALL MAJOR CIGARETTE BRANDS. FREE LIGHTER WITH THE PURCHASE OF A CARTON. I ALSO GOT SCRATCH OFF TICKETS, SUDOKU BOOKS, HUMMEL FIGURINES, SWITCHBLADES, BEEF JERKY, PERSONAL LUBRICANTS, METHAMPHETAMINES, RUBBER BANDS, BATTERIES, BUBBLEGUM, WHITE SLAVES, SNACK FOODS … ALL THAT STUFF, PRICED TO MOVE.

IT’S OKAY, HONEY. STEP ON UP TO THE WINDOW. I DON’T BITE.