ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

I’M NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE PUT HER EYELINER ON WITH A PAINT ROLLER. I MEAN, NO OFFENSE BUT BETWEEN THAT AND HER ROOTS SHE’S A PRETTY STRONG CONTENDER FOR MS. WAL-MART. AND I’M NOT BEING RUDE WHEN I SAY THOSE SHOES WOULD BE SIX YEARS BEHIND THE FASHION CURVE EVEN IF THEY WEREN’T TWO SIZES TOO SMALL. I’M SORRY, BUT THAT’S JUST A FACT.

HAS IT OCCURRED TO YOU THAT YOU’RE NOT SORRY, IT IS RUDE, YOU ARE BEING MEAN AND SHE WOULD TAKE OFFENSE IF SHE HEARD ANY OF THAT?

I DIDN’T ASK FOR YOUR LITTLE JUDGMENTS, OKAY? THERE’S NO NEED TO GET PERSONAL.