I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HAVE A VODKA WATERFALL! I CAN’T FEEL ANY PART OF MY BODY RIGHT NOW!
I WORK IN PHARMACEUTICAL PATENT LAW AND I’M AN INSURANCE INDUSTRY LOBBYIST ON THE SIDE! I HAVE AN EXFOLIATING SCRUB PAD THAT’S JUST DIAMONDS! YESTERDAY I BOUGHT $4200 SOCKS!
SUPER JEALOUS! CAN YOU TURN THE VOLUME UP ON THE STEREO? THIS IS MY FAVORITE FERGIE SONG.
STEREO! THAT’S HILARIOUS! MARVIN, RUN OVER TO THE PATIO AND TELL MS. FERGUSON’S SOUND ENGINEER TO INCREASE THE VOLUME ON THE MAIN SPEAKERS. AND HAVE HER PERFORM THIS SONG TWICE. KEVIN FANCIES IT.
HOW COME EVERY TIME YOU COME ‘ROUND MY LONDON LONDON BRIDGE WANNA GO DOWN?
AH, KEVIN, I’VE MISSED YOU. YOU SHOULD VISIT MORE OFTEN.
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