ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

MURPHY! WINSTON! YOU TWO ON A DATE OR A CONTRACT JOB? HELP ALLEN CUT THE CORNERS AND FIND THE HEXHEADS! DANIELS! START SPOOLING THE MAIN LENGTH! 32 FEET AT 3 INCHES! AND BUTTON YOUR SHIRT! THIS AIN’T CHIPPENDALE’S! RANDALL! GET THOSE MOUNTS IN PLACE BEFORE I DOT YOUR EYE FOR YOU! WE GOT TO BE UP IN EVANSTON BY 11:30, LADIES! LET’S STEP LIVELY!

… A COUPLE OF ‘EM COULD BE FASTER, ONE OR TWO AIN’T SO PRETTY TO LOOK AT, AND THE YOUNG ONES LISTEN TO SOME TRULY GOD AWFUL MUSIC, BUT THIS IS -HANDS DOWN- THE BEST DAMNED GUTTER CREW IN THE STATE.