Sorry I didn’t post anything yesterday. I was busy marrying my Scottish lady-love.
To everyone who donated, I cannot thank you enough.
… because I literally couldn’t have done it without you. (literally)
I have never been this happy, so that’s one hell of a thank you I’m trying to make here.
If you donated to my wedding fund and you want to jump up and down with me virtually, please send me an email.
If you’re feeling terrible about not donating because all of a sudden you realize you’re one of those jaded modern youths that don’t feel joy or sorrow or anything except hunger and maybe a cramp from sneering, you can help us pay for visa/moving costs (which are way more expensive than weddings) here.
If you had no idea why the donate button was there in the first place, watch this.
If you just want to say “OH MY GOD CONGRATULATIONS HOLY SHIT WTF AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!” you can just reply to this post. I read all the comments on every post because I have no life and because they make me smile.
If you are having chest pains, call 911. (Can you Skype 911? Might be easier.)
If you only care about sassy lemurs and gibbering chickens, ATIAC will return on Friday, April 13th, 2012.
… which is three days after my wedding.
La la la la la.