ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

IF YOU’RE HAVING COLD FEET ABOUT THE NECESSITY OF REVOLUTION, COMRADE, NOW IS THE TIME TO ABANDON THE CAUSE. IN THE DAYS AND THE MONTHS TO COME, WHEN THE SHACKLES THAT HAVE BEEN PLACED UPON THE WORKING CLASS FALL TO THE BLOOD-SOAKED GROUND, WHEN THE SOCIAL AND THE SPIRITUAL REALMS ALIKE ARE UNDERGOING THE NECESSARY TRANSFORMATIONS, THERE WILL BE NO ROOM AMONG OUR RANKS FOR THE FAINT OF HEART OR THE WEAK OF WILL. THIS ARE THE FLAMES OF WAR WE ARE FANNING! THE BOOMING DRUMS OF FREEDOM THAT SHAKE THE SCALES FROM THE EYES OF THE BLIND! IF WE WAVER THEN ALL IS LOST!  

I farted.

ALL WILL BE FREE TO FART IN THE GLORIOUS FUTURE FOR WHICH WE STRUGGLE!