“NO, YOU CAN’T BUY ME A DRINK, STEVE.”
“NO, I DON’T WANT TO DANCE WITH YOU, STEVE.”
“NO, STEVE, IT’S NOT YOUR MALE PATTERN SHELL ROT. IT’S YOUR PERSONALITY.”
“NO, I DIDN’T THINK YOUR PESTICIDE JOKE WAS FUNNY, STEVE.”
“NO, MY ‘HOTTER FRIEND’ WOULD NOT LIKE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU, STEVE, YOU COMPLETE ASSHOLE.”
… I MEAN, IT’S NOT THE WORST OK CUPID DATE I’VE BEEN ON, BUT THAT DEFINITELY COULD HAVE GONE BETTER.
think I’ve gone out with that guy.
Working title for my next OkCupid related blog: New city, new dicks: Same bullshit.
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