ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

HEY THERE NIGHT OWLS, YOU’RE LISTENING TO THE GROOVIN’ SOUNDS OF SEVENTIES SOUL HERE ON WCKS, THE WHALE, GRAND VALLEY STATE UNIVERSITY’S SEXIEST RADIO STATION. I’M YOUR HOST, AN IGUANA, AND WE’RE ABOUT TO HIT YOU WITH A DOUBLE DOSE OF TEDDY PENDERGRASS RIGHT AFTER A SHORT WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS. ALSO, REMEMBER TO STAY TUNED AFTER THE SHOW FOR LANCE PLUNKETT’S ‘IMPROVISATIONAL UKELELE EXPERIENCE’ WHICH KICKS OFF EVERY SUNDAY AT MIDNIGHT AND RUNS, MIRACULOUSLY, UNTIL 4AM. BUT FIRST, HERE’S ROSE ROYCE WITH ‘LOVE DON’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE’.