THAT’S NOT A VERY LADYLIKE WAY TO SIT.
The fuck would you know about it? Are you a woman? I am, and this is one of many ways I sit. Do I waste time worrying about your restrictive ideas of ‘proper’ female behavior? I do not. Blow me.
OKAY, BUT TO BE FAIR, YOU’RE LIKE … TWELVE. ‘WOMAN’ IS A BIT OF A STRETCH.
To be fair, you literally eat poop.