ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

WHERE THE HELL DID I LEAVE MY KEYS?

WHY CAN’T I EVER REMEMBER ANYTHING? IS IT FROM MARIJUANA ABUSE IN MY WAYWARD ADOLESCENCE? I KNOW THEY SAY THE EFFECTS DON’T SET IN UNTIL LATER IN LIFE, SO IT’S POSSIBLE. IT’S NOT LIKE I DID IT THAT MUCH THOUGH. JUST AT PARTIES AND ON WEEKENDS, MOSTLY WITH …

DAMN, WHAT WAS THAT GUY’S NAME? THE ONE WITH THE REALLY LONG THORAX THAT USED TO ALWAYS CALL ME …

SHIT, WHAT DID HE USED TO CALL ME? IT WAS SOME KIND OF PUN, RIGHT?

WHATEVER. I’LL REMEMBER IT LATER. 

… WHAT DID I DO WITH MY KEYS?