ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

DANNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE? YOU EVER HEARD OF A CUE? DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR LINES?

AND LISA, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU DIED TWO YEARS AGO. HAIR AND MAKEUP ARE ALL GOOD PEOPLE, BUT THEY’RE NOT FUCKING MIRACLE WORKERS. HOW ABOUT YOU LAY OFF THE BLOW LONG ENOUGH TO GET THROUGH A SCENE, HUH?

FROM THE TOP, AND LET’S PRETEND WE’RE PROFESSIONALS THIS TIME.

SPARKS! LET’S DIM THAT LIGHTING! EVERYONE ELSE, GET TO YOUR STATIONS! LET’S DO THIS AGAIN! IF AT ALL POSSIBLE I’D LIKE TO FINISH THIS FILM BEFORE RIGOR MORTIS SETS IN ON POOR LISA HERE!

DANNY, YOU OVERPRICED MUPPET, YOU READY? YOU SURE? BECAUSE IF YOU FUCK UP AGAIN I’LL CHEW YOUR FACE OFF YOUR SKULL AND STUFF IT IN LISA’S EYE BAGS.

ALL RIGHT, PLACES, EVERYONE! 

AND … ACTION!