ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

WHAT DO YOU THINK? WENDY’S? BURGER KING? ARBY’S? I’M THINKING ARBY’S.

That is the slogan for Arby’s.

SHIT, YOU’RE RIGHT. WHAT AN EFFECTIVE MARKETING STRATEGY. IT’S WAY BETTER THAN THE WHOLE RALLY’S “YOU GOTTA EAT” THING, WHICH I ALWAYS THOUGHT WAS A STRANGE WAY TO ADVERTISE, CONSIDERING IT IMPLIED THEIR FOOD WAS LESS A PLEASURE PURCHASE AND MORE OF A BIOLOGICAL NECESSITY.

“Rally’s. It’s better than starving.”

RIGHT? I MEAN HOW WEIRD IS THAT?

So … Arby’s?

YES. I’M ACTUALLY THINKING ARBY’S.