SILENCE, PEASANTS! YOUR KING SPEAKS!
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MUCH BETTER. THANK YOU. I’LL TRY TO KEEP THIS BRIEF. I JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW I’VE HIRED A NEW STYLIST, AND I’M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO SPORTING SOME MORE COURTLY PLUMAGE THIS YEAR. DON’T WORRY, I STILL PLAN ON IGNORING YOUR PATHETIC REQUESTS FOR FOOD AND FAIR WAGES, AS WELL AS LEVYING EVER MORE UNBEARABLE TAXES ON YOUR BASIC LIVING NECESSITIES, BUT FROM NOW ON I WILL BE DOING IT FABULOUSLY, IN ALL THE LATEST FASHIONS.
THAT’S ALL. YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR TOIL AND SUFFERING. THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME.
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