I GOT THE JOB. FIVE YEAR CONTRACT PLUS A COMPANY CAR.
That’s awesome! I broke up with Andy.
WONDERFUL! I HATED ANDY. MAYBE WE CAN FINALLY GET THROUGH A DINNER WITHOUT HIS DELIGHTFUL LITTLE CRITICISMS OF EVERYTHING YOU DO AND SAY.
Right? Ugh. What a fucking toolbelt.
YOU DO KNOW HOW TO PICK THEM. BUT HEY, CONGRATULATIONS TO BOTH OF US, RIGHT? POUND IT OUT.
Way to go, us!
… YEAH, NOT TO PULL AN ANDY BUT THAT’S DEFINITELY A HIGH-FIVE YOU’RE GOING FOR THERE, AND I CAN’T REALLY DO THOSE. BALL IT UP.
Pretty much my conversations
Good gravy, is that Andy? Well fuck him.
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