ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

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Posted 5 months ago

WELCOME TO COSTCO, CAN I-

CINDY?

CINDY FINSWICH?

IT’S ME, ALAN. FROM SCHOOL. I WORK HERE ON THE WEEKENDS.

IT’S SO GREAT RUNNING INTO YOU. I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE AND THE ELABORATE FANTASY REALM I’VE CONSTRUCTED IN MY HEAD WHERE YOU EXHIBIT A DELIGHTFUL MIXTURE OF TENDERNESS, HUMOR, INTELLECT, AND SMALL MANNERISMS THAT YOU DON’T ACTUALLY EXHIBIT AT ALL IN REAL LIFE, AND HOW REMARKABLY HAPPY WE ARE TOGETHER IN THAT FRAGILE DREAM WORLD.

OR … HOMEWORK. OR TELEVISION, MAYBE.

ANYTHING, REALLY. I’VE JUST ALWAYS WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.

IS IT WARM IN HERE? DO YOU NEED ANY HELP FINDING ANYTHING? I LOVE YOU.
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