TEN MINUTES AGO I WAS READY TO GO AND NAIL THIS JOB INTERVIEW, BUT THE SILENT PRESSURE EXERTED UPON THE POPULATION BY THE MEDIA HAS TURNED A SIMPLE FEATHER CHECK INTO A ROLLERCOASTER OF NEUROSES AND DESPAIR.
MY EYES ARE GROSS, MY BEAK IS TOO STRAIGHT, AND I’VE GOT THE COLORING OF SOMEONE TWICE MY AGE.
WHY WOULD ANYONE HIRE SUCH A HIDEOUS FREAK?
DAMN IT ALL TO HELL.
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