ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

OH, THIS IS MY FAULT NOW? NOW I’M THE BAD GUY?

MAYBE IF YOU’D LET ME BE AROUND A LITTLE MORE, LAURIE, LET ME BE A PART OF THEIR LIVES, THEY’D KNOW TO LISTEN TO THEIR DAD. “DON’T PLAY AROUND THE HYDROTHERMAL VENT,” I TELL THEM, BUT DO THEY LISTEN? NO! THEY’RE HEADSTRONG, JUST LIKE THEIR MOTHER! 

SO I’M SORRY ABOUT THE KIDS IS WHAT I’M SAYING. EASY COME, EASY GO, I GUESS. LOOK, IF YOU WANT TO TRY TO HAVE A COUPLE MORE WE COULD MAYBE GO TO APPLEBEE’S OR SOMETHING? HAVE A DRINK-

WHAT? WHAT’S THAT LOOK FOR? I’M TRYING TO APOLOGIZE HERE!