ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS

I TRIED LOOKING FOR A JOB.

I TRIED JOINING THE PROTESTS AGAINST INCOME INEQUALITY AND A GOVERNMENT THAT CONSISTENTLY PUTS THE MONETARY INTERESTS OF THE RICH BEFORE THE BASIC WELFARE OF THE CITIZENRY.

I EVEN TRIED DOING A LITTLE HUSTLING DOWN BY THE DOCKS WHEN THINGS GOT REALLY DIRE.

AT THIS POINT I’M FED UP, DESPERATE, AND I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT TO LOSE. NOW HAND ME THAT SHOTGUN AND STEP ASIDE. I’M GETTING THE CABLE TURNED BACK ON BY THIS WEEKEND IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO.