Posts tagged Danielle and Gary live in the suburbs
3:55 pm - Tue, Jun 19, 2012
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DANIELLE, DO YOU HAVE THE INVOICES FROM LAST MONTH ON FILE ANYWHERE? I WAS TRYING TO INSTALL SOME NEW PRINTER DRIVERS AND I DELETED HALF MY DAMNED HARD DRIVE.
I THINK SO. JUST LET ME FINISH A COUPLE OF SPREADSHEETS AND EMAIL ROGER ABOUT THE NEW H.R. POLICIES AND I’LL CHECK. HEY, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT BETHANY, THE ADMINISTRATIVE ANEMONE FROM 20C? CAME HOME AND HER WHOLE BURROW WAS STRIPPED CLEAN. NOTHING LEFT.
I DID! TERRIBLE THING. JUST TERRIBLE. I DON’T WANT TO SOUND RACIST BUT IT WAS PROBABLY ISOPODS, YOU KNOW? I’VE TOLD HER A HUNDRED TIMES SHE NEEDS TO MOVE TO A BETTER NEIGHBORHOOD BUT SHE’S ‘HIP’ AND ‘ARTISTIC’.
I DON’T KNOW WHERE SHE’D MOVE. THE WHOLE REEF’S GOING TO HELL IF YOU ASK ME.
TRUE, TRUE. SAY, DID YOU CATCH ATLANTIC IDOL LAST NIGHT? THERE WAS THIS NUDIBRANCH ON THERE THAT WAS JUST AMAZING.
I KNOW! HE WAS FANTASTIC! I NEVER MISS AN EPISODE. THAT SHOW IS SO GOOD.

DANIELLE, DO YOU HAVE THE INVOICES FROM LAST MONTH ON FILE ANYWHERE? I WAS TRYING TO INSTALL SOME NEW PRINTER DRIVERS AND I DELETED HALF MY DAMNED HARD DRIVE.

I THINK SO. JUST LET ME FINISH A COUPLE OF SPREADSHEETS AND EMAIL ROGER ABOUT THE NEW H.R. POLICIES AND I’LL CHECK. HEY, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT BETHANY, THE ADMINISTRATIVE ANEMONE FROM 20C? CAME HOME AND HER WHOLE BURROW WAS STRIPPED CLEAN. NOTHING LEFT.

I DID! TERRIBLE THING. JUST TERRIBLE. I DON’T WANT TO SOUND RACIST BUT IT WAS PROBABLY ISOPODS, YOU KNOW? I’VE TOLD HER A HUNDRED TIMES SHE NEEDS TO MOVE TO A BETTER NEIGHBORHOOD BUT SHE’S ‘HIP’ AND ‘ARTISTIC’.

I DON’T KNOW WHERE SHE’D MOVE. THE WHOLE REEF’S GOING TO HELL IF YOU ASK ME.

TRUE, TRUE. SAY, DID YOU CATCH ATLANTIC IDOL LAST NIGHT? THERE WAS THIS NUDIBRANCH ON THERE THAT WAS JUST AMAZING.

I KNOW! HE WAS FANTASTIC! I NEVER MISS AN EPISODE. THAT SHOW IS SO GOOD.

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