Posts tagged Doctor Badguy might be evil but he always follows the bylaws
9:09 pm - Tue, Aug 14, 2012
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AH, AGENT GOODFELLOW, HOW NICE OF YOU TO “DROP” IN! (HA HA HA) AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, YOU ARE TOO LATE! MY RAY OF EVIL HAS BEEN ACTIVATED AND VICTORY IS MINE! GAZE UPON MY WORK AND TREMBLE IN FEAR!
IT’S … SO BIG.
CORRECT, AGENT GOODFELLOW. ALTHOUGH THE MACHINE COULD HAVE BEEN MADE TO FIT IN A POCKET AND WOULD STILL FUNCTION AS EFFECTIVELY, IT IS AGAINST THE EVIL SCIENTIST BYLAWS TO DEVELOP A DOOMSDAY LASER THAT IS LESS THAN THREE METERS LONG. THEY’RE VERY SPECIFIC ABOUT THAT. NEVERTHELESS, AS WE SPEAK IT IS ADDING HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP TO EVERYTHING ITS BEAM CAN REACH! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAHAHAHAH!
[GASP!]

AH, AGENT GOODFELLOW, HOW NICE OF YOU TO “DROP” IN! (HA HA HA) AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, YOU ARE TOO LATE! MY RAY OF EVIL HAS BEEN ACTIVATED AND VICTORY IS MINE! GAZE UPON MY WORK AND TREMBLE IN FEAR!

IT’S … SO BIG.

CORRECT, AGENT GOODFELLOW. ALTHOUGH THE MACHINE COULD HAVE BEEN MADE TO FIT IN A POCKET AND WOULD STILL FUNCTION AS EFFECTIVELY, IT IS AGAINST THE EVIL SCIENTIST BYLAWS TO DEVELOP A DOOMSDAY LASER THAT IS LESS THAN THREE METERS LONG. THEY’RE VERY SPECIFIC ABOUT THAT. NEVERTHELESS, AS WE SPEAK IT IS ADDING HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP TO EVERYTHING ITS BEAM CAN REACH! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAHAHAHAH!

[GASP!]

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