Posts tagged Karen gets very chatty when she's been dieting
12:38 am - Fri, Apr 27, 2012
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AND THEN LAST SUMMER MY ROOMMATE ELLEN AND I WENT TO THIS KIND OF INTENSIVE YOGA RETREAT THAT SHE READ ABOUT ONLINE- ELLEN’S A DERMATOLOGIST BY THE WAY, IN CASE YOU NEED SOME QUICK PORE CLEANUP OR LIKE, A CHEMICAL PEEL OR SOMETHING, BUT ANYWAY AFTER THAT WE GOT INTO JUICE CLEANSES AND A WHOLE RAW FOODS THING BUT SHE’S MOVING BACK TO LONDON IN SEPTEMBER SO NOW I’M IN THE PROCESS OF FINDING A NEW ROOMMATE, WHICH IS GOING TO BE A TOTAL PAIN BUT THE IMPORTANT PART OF THE STORY IS THAT I’M NOT INTO THE WHOLE RAW FOODS THING ANYMORE, NOT BECAUSE OF ELLEN BUT BECAUSE I READ AN ARTICLE ON A VODKA WEBSITE THAT SAYS YOU CAN JUST DRINK VODKA ALL DAY AND NIGHT AND LOSE LIKE, FIVE POUNDS A WEEK AND OH MY GOD I’M TALKING TO YOU ABOUT DIETING, WHAT AM I THINKING? AM I ON CRAZY PILLS? NO, JUST VODKA! HA! ANYWAY, ARE YOU GUYS DOING ANYTHING AFTER THIS? IF YOU’RE NOT DOING ANYTHING THAI FOOD IS MAKING ELLEN FOR DINNER AND YOU- HA! NO! ELLEN IS MAKING THAI FOOD FOR DINNER, OBVIOUSLY. I SAY OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE FOOD CAN’T COOK, RIGHT? CAN IT? SOMEONE IS WEARING SOME KILLER COLOGNE RIGHT NOW, THAT’S ALL I KNOW. IS IT YOU? IS IT? IS IT YOU? DO YOU GUYS LIKE VODKA? WHAT ABOUT THAI FOOD?

AND THEN LAST SUMMER MY ROOMMATE ELLEN AND I WENT TO THIS KIND OF INTENSIVE YOGA RETREAT THAT SHE READ ABOUT ONLINE- ELLEN’S A DERMATOLOGIST BY THE WAY, IN CASE YOU NEED SOME QUICK PORE CLEANUP OR LIKE, A CHEMICAL PEEL OR SOMETHING, BUT ANYWAY AFTER THAT WE GOT INTO JUICE CLEANSES AND A WHOLE RAW FOODS THING BUT SHE’S MOVING BACK TO LONDON IN SEPTEMBER SO NOW I’M IN THE PROCESS OF FINDING A NEW ROOMMATE, WHICH IS GOING TO BE A TOTAL PAIN BUT THE IMPORTANT PART OF THE STORY IS THAT I’M NOT INTO THE WHOLE RAW FOODS THING ANYMORE, NOT BECAUSE OF ELLEN BUT BECAUSE I READ AN ARTICLE ON A VODKA WEBSITE THAT SAYS YOU CAN JUST DRINK VODKA ALL DAY AND NIGHT AND LOSE LIKE, FIVE POUNDS A WEEK AND OH MY GOD I’M TALKING TO YOU ABOUT DIETING, WHAT AM I THINKING? AM I ON CRAZY PILLS? NO, JUST VODKA! HA! ANYWAY, ARE YOU GUYS DOING ANYTHING AFTER THIS? IF YOU’RE NOT DOING ANYTHING THAI FOOD IS MAKING ELLEN FOR DINNER AND YOU- HA! NO! ELLEN IS MAKING THAI FOOD FOR DINNER, OBVIOUSLY. I SAY OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE FOOD CAN’T COOK, RIGHT? CAN IT? SOMEONE IS WEARING SOME KILLER COLOGNE RIGHT NOW, THAT’S ALL I KNOW. IS IT YOU? IS IT? IS IT YOU? DO YOU GUYS LIKE VODKA? WHAT ABOUT THAI FOOD?

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