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4:15 pm - Mon, Jul 2, 2012
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HAVE YOU GUYS TRIED THIS NEW MONSTANTO MOD-BLAST COCONUT MILK®? IT’S GOT THE SAME GREAT OLD-SEMEN-AND-NITROGEN-RICH-DIRT TASTE OF REGULAR COCONUT MILK, WITH THE CHROMOSOME-DAMAGING MUTAGENIC TANG MONSANTO IS KNOWN FOR!
AN IN-HOUSE TEAM OF AMORAL SCIENTISTS-FOR-HIRE HAVE CONCLUDED THAT THERE ARE NO ADVERSE SIDE EFFECTS, AND AT THE EXACT SAME PRICE AS REGULAR COCONUT MILK THERE’S NO REASON NOT TO TRY IT TODAY!

HAVE YOU GUYS TRIED THIS NEW MONSTANTO MOD-BLAST COCONUT MILKĀ®? IT’S GOT THE SAME GREAT OLD-SEMEN-AND-NITROGEN-RICH-DIRT TASTE OF REGULAR COCONUT MILK, WITH THE CHROMOSOME-DAMAGING MUTAGENIC TANG MONSANTO IS KNOWN FOR!

AN IN-HOUSE TEAM OF AMORAL SCIENTISTS-FOR-HIRE HAVE CONCLUDED THAT THERE ARE NO ADVERSE SIDE EFFECTS, AND AT THE EXACT SAME PRICE AS REGULAR COCONUT MILK THERE’S NO REASON NOT TO TRY IT TODAY!

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