Posts tagged hey look it's your mom
5:57 pm - Fri, Oct 5, 2012
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BARBARA! WOW, WHAT A SURPRISE! COME ON IN! I WAS JUST COPY/PASTING HOROSCOPES FROM ASTROLOGY WEBSITES AND PUTTING THEM ON FACEBOOK SO EVERYONE CAN PLAN THEIR WEEK. AFTER THAT I WAS GOING TO GO ON ALL MY KIDS’ PAGES AND TELL THEM I LOVE THEM IN THE COMMENTS SECTION OF THEIR COLLEGE PARTY PHOTOS, BUT I CAN SKIP THAT IF YOU WANT TO GO TO OLIVE GARDEN OR SOMETHING. JUST LET ME FORWARD THIS CHAIN EMAIL TO MY CONTACTS LIST AND I’LL GRAB MY COAT. 

BARBARA! WOW, WHAT A SURPRISE! COME ON IN! I WAS JUST COPY/PASTING HOROSCOPES FROM ASTROLOGY WEBSITES AND PUTTING THEM ON FACEBOOK SO EVERYONE CAN PLAN THEIR WEEK. AFTER THAT I WAS GOING TO GO ON ALL MY KIDS’ PAGES AND TELL THEM I LOVE THEM IN THE COMMENTS SECTION OF THEIR COLLEGE PARTY PHOTOS, BUT I CAN SKIP THAT IF YOU WANT TO GO TO OLIVE GARDEN OR SOMETHING. JUST LET ME FORWARD THIS CHAIN EMAIL TO MY CONTACTS LIST AND I’LL GRAB MY COAT. 

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